|The Monster Among Men decided to slap hands of children rather than give Macron THESE HANDS|
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1. Braun Strowman (Last Week: 8) - Honestly, I'm not ranking him here for any sort of thing he did in the ring. I just admire his restraint of heading over to Europe and not conquering any countries while he was there, especially France. I know the reputation of the French as cheese-eating surrender monkeys is far overblown by the war-loving right, but honestly, Emanuel Macron seems like the sniveling shit-sucker who'd hand the keys to the country over to Strowman if he even looked in his direction.
2. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - The only drawback to him kicking the living piss out of Big Cass on Smackdown was that it happened in the United Kingdom, and thus Cass can claim it doesn't count because of liberal bias against Donald Trump and his supporters overseas.
3. Asuka (Last Week: 4) - Since Asuka interrupted the Carmella mock celebration of the Royal Wedding, can she be considered as antifa? Well, if you disregard all the times she dressed up in fascist-affecting military gear, you sure can!