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Reign In Power, Bruno
Definitely Not Lloyd Braun In Voiceover Form: Last Week on the Leftovers: Kairi Sane made the pre-show great again by hitting THE Elbow on Lacey Evans, and Heavy Machinery and Tino Sabotelli and Riddick Moss got taken out by the WarMachine Raiders.
The Garganos: come out to raucous applause
Johnny: (off mic but to the camera) I've got goosebumps. Look! (shows them)
Full Sailors: Welcome back! Johnny Wrestling!
Johnny: Going into New Orleans, I dreamt of this moment and the goosebumps it's giving me right now. It's...it's really good to be home. I was defined by Tomasso for too long...
Full Sailors: BOOO!
Johnny: ...it'll happen when your best friend stabs you in the back, breaks your heart, costs you a championship and then a career.
Full Sailors: BOOO!
Johnny: Hell, I couldn't even say his name for the longest, I was so haunted. But after 37 grueling minutes I've got my life back and I'm back where I belong!
Full Sailors: Johnny Wrestling!
Johnny: I'm back in NXT.
Full Sailors: HUZZAH!
Johnny: Thanks to you guys for always having my back, shoving those signs in Tomasshole's face and chanting for me. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. But I have to shoutout someone even more important.
Full Sailors: Candice! Candice! Candice!
Johnny: The past few months have been tough on us both...
Full Sailors: AWWWW!
Johnny: But I couldn't've done it without you. I love you so much. they hug
Full Sailors: applaud
Johnny: Enough mushy crap! I'm back, and Johnny Wrestling and Candice Wrestling have some unfinished business.
Candice: Tonight I go one on one against Zelina Vega.
Johnny: If Cien tries it, I'll drop him like his name was Ciampa. And once they're put in our rearview, I couldn't help but notice there's a new champion...so you're looking at his first challenger. I'm Johnny Wrestling, and we are NXT! spikes the mic
Killian: In New Orleans...they took my chance to make history. But I'll take everything from Lars tonight. No help. Tonight, I bring the chaos to him alone.
Young Me: comes out
Full Sailors: Ricochet! Ricochet!
Fabian Aichner: You know, I beat Johnny Gargano once.
Tumbleweed: rolls through arena
Aichner: sigh
Riochet: 619 I picked up from somewhere! Springboard Eurocut! Standing SSP! 630 splash!
Referee: Winner!
Ricochet: (to Kayla post-match on the ramp) My Full Sail debut feels great. I ain't mad at it. Lots of stars made their names here — Bayley, Sami Zayn, Seth Rollins — but it's my turn now to show why I'm The One And Only. Buy the shirt (once it's out)!
Lars Sullivan: Tonight, I unmake a human being with these very hands. Whatever I imagine will manifest, and everyone will see why I'm a real life freak of nature.
War Machine: comes out
Victims, Inexplicably In Deuce and Domino Cosplay: are super doomed
War Machine: splut splat GORSH
Somebody From The Crowd: Somebody stop the damn match!
War Machine: stops it with their Fallout finisher
Referee: Winners!
Shayna Baszler: I'm late for a meeting. Whatevs. blows off Coach Serena Deeb and takes it over by taking down Ember's tag and putting a Queen of Spades card in its place Things are different now. You either get in line — behind me — or get out.
Women's Locker Room: seethes
Dakota Kai: stands up I need some water. leaves
Shayna: That's right.
Killian: Forearms! Whip into the steps! Tope!
Lars: NOPE! drives him into the post Suplex on the floor! Crossfaces!
Full Sailors: respectful applause
Lars: German suplex! Flying lariat suicida!
Mauro: what the how the is that a thing
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!
Lars: Diving headbutt!
Killian: Kickout! Fuck this nosebleed: Shotgun dropkick! Forearms! Wasteland! Senton! Vader Bomb!
Lars: Kickout!
Killian: Divide through the table I set up in the corner!
Lars: Caught! Front slam!
Referee: One!
Killian: Kickout! Bike kick! As I was saying, Divide through the table I set up in the corner!
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!
Killian: sets up a chair assisted Coast to Coast
Lars: Chair to the gut! And the back! Freak Accident into some chairs!
Referee: Winner!
Lars: looks dazed for a while, then joyous This is Lars Sullivan territory!
Killian: looks dazed and slightly bloodied, hanging on to the ring apron for support
SmackDown: ahahahaha and then what? ;)
Candice: comes out for the main
Zelina: follows, smacktalks, shoves C after the bell
Candice: shoves harder Gutbuster!
Cien: on the apron out of nowhere Es muy malo!
Zelina: Hairpull throwdown!
Johnny: marches out indignant
Zelina: Modified dragon sleeper! Corner basement Meteora!
Candice: Kickout! Missile dropkick! Around the world Gargano Escape!
Cien: tries it
Johnny: Warned you. Around the world Gargano Escape!
Cien: is tapping
Zelina: is tapping
SmackDown: heyyyy
Referee: Winner!
Full Sailors: Candice! Candice!
Johnny: First of all: that was awesome.
Full Sailors: We concur and will chant accordingly!
Johnny: Second is what I promised earlier — I'm challenging Aleister Black for the NXT Championship!
Incendiary Literally The Moment After He Says That: No man is ever truly GOOD! No man is ever truly E VIL!
Aleister Black: comes out onto the ramp with the Big X on his shoulder You want it? Then next week you shall have it.
A Telegraph Suddenly Surging To Life In The Basement: T O M A S
Definitely Not Lloyd Braun In Voiceover Form: Last Week on the Leftovers: Kairi Sane made the pre-show great again by hitting THE Elbow on Lacey Evans, and Heavy Machinery and Tino Sabotelli and Riddick Moss got taken out by the War
The Garganos: come out to raucous applause
Johnny: (off mic but to the camera) I've got goosebumps. Look! (shows them)
Full Sailors: Welcome back! Johnny Wrestling!
Johnny: Going into New Orleans, I dreamt of this moment and the goosebumps it's giving me right now. It's...it's really good to be home. I was defined by Tomasso for too long...
Full Sailors: BOOO!
Johnny: ...it'll happen when your best friend stabs you in the back, breaks your heart, costs you a championship and then a career.
Full Sailors: BOOO!
Johnny: Hell, I couldn't even say his name for the longest, I was so haunted. But after 37 grueling minutes I've got my life back and I'm back where I belong!
Full Sailors: Johnny Wrestling!
Johnny: I'm back in NXT.
Full Sailors: HUZZAH!
Johnny: Thanks to you guys for always having my back, shoving those signs in Tomasshole's face and chanting for me. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. But I have to shoutout someone even more important.
Full Sailors: Candice! Candice! Candice!
Johnny: The past few months have been tough on us both...
Full Sailors: AWWWW!
Johnny: But I couldn't've done it without you. I love you so much. they hug
Full Sailors: applaud
Johnny: Enough mushy crap! I'm back, and Johnny Wrestling and Candice Wrestling have some unfinished business.
Candice: Tonight I go one on one against Zelina Vega.
Johnny: If Cien tries it, I'll drop him like his name was Ciampa. And once they're put in our rearview, I couldn't help but notice there's a new champion...so you're looking at his first challenger. I'm Johnny Wrestling, and we are NXT! spikes the mic
Killian: In New Orleans...they took my chance to make history. But I'll take everything from Lars tonight. No help. Tonight, I bring the chaos to him alone.
Young Me: comes out
Full Sailors: Ricochet! Ricochet!
Fabian Aichner: You know, I beat Johnny Gargano once.
Tumbleweed: rolls through arena
Aichner: sigh
Riochet: 619 I picked up from somewhere! Springboard Eurocut! Standing SSP! 630 splash!
Referee: Winner!
Ricochet: (to Kayla post-match on the ramp) My Full Sail debut feels great. I ain't mad at it. Lots of stars made their names here — Bayley, Sami Zayn, Seth Rollins — but it's my turn now to show why I'm The One And Only. Buy the shirt (once it's out)!
Lars Sullivan: Tonight, I unmake a human being with these very hands. Whatever I imagine will manifest, and everyone will see why I'm a real life freak of nature.
War Machine: comes out
Victims, Inexplicably In Deuce and Domino Cosplay: are super doomed
War Machine: splut splat GORSH
Somebody From The Crowd: Somebody stop the damn match!
War Machine: stops it with their Fallout finisher
Referee: Winners!
Shayna Baszler: I'm late for a meeting. Whatevs. blows off Coach Serena Deeb and takes it over by taking down Ember's tag and putting a Queen of Spades card in its place Things are different now. You either get in line — behind me — or get out.
Women's Locker Room: seethes
Dakota Kai: stands up I need some water. leaves
Shayna: That's right.
Killian: Forearms! Whip into the steps! Tope!
Lars: NOPE! drives him into the post Suplex on the floor! Crossfaces!
Full Sailors: respectful applause
Lars: German suplex! Flying lariat suicida!
Mauro: what the how the is that a thing
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!
Lars: Diving headbutt!
Killian: Kickout! Fuck this nosebleed: Shotgun dropkick! Forearms! Wasteland! Senton! Vader Bomb!
Lars: Kickout!
Killian: Divide through the table I set up in the corner!
Lars: Caught! Front slam!
Referee: One!
Killian: Kickout! Bike kick! As I was saying, Divide through the table I set up in the corner!
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!
Killian: sets up a chair assisted Coast to Coast
Lars: Chair to the gut! And the back! Freak Accident into some chairs!
Referee: Winner!
Lars: looks dazed for a while, then joyous This is Lars Sullivan territory!
Killian: looks dazed and slightly bloodied, hanging on to the ring apron for support
SmackDown: ahahahaha and then what? ;)
Candice: comes out for the main
Zelina: follows, smacktalks, shoves C after the bell
Candice: shoves harder Gutbuster!
Cien: on the apron out of nowhere Es muy malo!
Zelina: Hairpull throwdown!
Johnny: marches out indignant
Zelina: Modified dragon sleeper! Corner basement Meteora!
Candice: Kickout! Missile dropkick! Around the world Gargano Escape!
Cien: tries it
Johnny: Warned you. Around the world Gargano Escape!
Cien: is tapping
Zelina: is tapping
SmackDown: heyyyy
Referee: Winner!
Full Sailors: Candice! Candice!
Johnny: First of all: that was awesome.
Full Sailors: We concur and will chant accordingly!
Johnny: Second is what I promised earlier — I'm challenging Aleister Black for the NXT Championship!
Incendiary Literally The Moment After He Says That: No man is ever truly GOOD! No man is ever truly E VIL!
Aleister Black: comes out onto the ramp with the Big X on his shoulder You want it? Then next week you shall have it.
A Telegraph Suddenly Surging To Life In The Basement: T O M A S
