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You Know Who: Here's the thing about us in the Era. We're not just fighters, not just champions, but givers. I made Oney Lorcan famous last week. "Who did Adam Cole"
Everybody, Even You: BAY BAY!
Cole: "beat in his first defense of the North American title?" He should tell his kids, his grandkids, at least in his pathetic career, he got beat by me.
Kyle O'Reilly: LOL at Danny Burch running down for the quote-unquote save. He got what he deserved.
Robert Pescado, Esq.: I'll let rehab know we'll be sending them more people.
Roderick Strong, Totally Disrupting the CFO Logo: I'm soooo sad for my old Best Friend Fivever Pete Dunne except the opposite of everything I just said. He thought New Orleans was bad? That's going to pale in comparison to tonight.
Cole: Adam Cole here, reminding you nerds once again we are untouchable — unstoppable and undisputed.
Kairi Sane: comes out to a big pop
Shazza McKenzie: comes out to a decent pop, tries to share her heart with Kairi
Kairi: throws it up to share with the crowd Do you know what Gorsh means in Japanese?
Shazza: ...uhhhh...no?
Kairi: Give it a few seconds.
Shazza: ...oh, no.
Kairi: Double chops! Interceptor! Corner sliding K! Kabuki elbow! Alabama Slam!
Mauro Ranallo: Tokyo Slam!
Kairi: Even better! Insane Elbow~!
Referee: Winner!
Lacey Evans: I am definitely out here as a lady to apologize and sure aren't going to punch you in the face!
Full Sailors: applaud
Kairi: uhhh
Full Sailors: chant No! D-Bry style
Lacey: PSYCHE PUNCH IN THE MOUTH
Full Sailors: BOOO!
Kairi: ow
Shazza: ...oh, you're like "ow"
The Lovely Cathy Kelley: Candice, do you have an update on Johnny's condition?
The Saddened Candice LeRae: It hasn't been an easy year. It started off so well. I got signed and Johnny had his title match, and we — I ——it was beyond best friend, he was like a brother. Why is he doing this? I thought we thought we were done with this. crying My husband left on a stretcher last week, and for what? cries some more I... I have to go get ready for my match. leaves
Street Profits: come out to a pop
TM61: also come out to a pop
Mauro: Both teams need a win here.
Montez: Spin heel kick! Dropkick the Aussies!
TM61: Back suplex ^ Eddy style slingshot senton bomb combo! Standing moonsault and fisdrop combo!
Full Sailors: chant for both teams
Hot Tags: are served
Shane: rolls up Montez, then puts his feet on the ropes
Nick: sees this, then helps hold them down
Everybody But The Referee Because That's How This Works: HEY!
Referee: Winners!
Profits: But they...
TM61: smirk the smirk of the re-established black hatters
God's Production Team: video package to set up War Raiders/Heavy Machinery next week
Certain People Who Run This Site: TAG HOSS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
The Lovely Cathy Kelley: Kassius, we saw you help with Johnny last week. What are your thoughts on the situation?
KO1.0: I've known Johnny over ten years. I know what kind of person he is and what Ciampa's become — an opportunistic coward. Johnny's like family so when I saw him look absolutely helpless I knew despite all evidence to the contrary that I was the man to make Tomasshole feel that same way come next week.
Kona Reeves: comes out more orange than Fearless Leader's dandruff, beats on an NPC I'm the Finest! I'm Kona Reeves!
Full Sailors: ...uh, okay
Reeves: Gutwrench suplex! Trust fall second rope elbow! Modified Samoan drop!
Referee: Winner!
Full Sailors: ...uh, okay
Dakota Kai, Earlier Today: The women's revolution just gets stronger. Ember and, as much as I hate to admit it, the Double Eye Conics open up new opportunities in our division, and I want to make my mark.
Reporter: Any comment on your run ins with the NXT World Women's Champion Shayna Baszler?
Kai, Changing Dramatically: I Do Not Want To Talk About Shayna. DO. NOT.
Vanessa Borne: Look at this pathetic, sad scaredy cat. If Shayna tried that with me I'd slap the bitch out of her.
Bald, African-American Reporter: But you said it, though. You said bitch?
Kai: I'm not afraid of you. I can take you on.
Candice: comes out somewhat listlessly, barely remembering to smile
Bianca: comes out with her usual swagger Yeah, this ain't gonna end up well for you. Beating ensues! Deadlift press into a Snake Eyes!
Everybody Ever, Even You: holy shit that's a thing wtf
Bianca: Torture Rack!
Candice: shiiit I need to fight back. Forearms! Chops! Missile dropkick! Tornado DDT!
Bianca: yeahno. Alley Oop!
Referee: Winner!
Strong: swags out with a dope new jacket, his new belt, and his new backup
Bell: rings
Dunne: rings Roddy's bell with a hard forearm So YOUR life is forfeit. Pummelling!
Roddy: Counter dropkick to a dive! Backbreaker into the apron! GUNSHOT chop! Backplex backbreaker!
Pete: Counter X-Plex!
Full Sailors: Bruiserweight! Bruiserweight!
Pete: Step up Owenzuigiri! Second rope flying stomp to the arm!
Roddy: GEEEEYOD THAT SUCKED tosses Pete to the floor out of desperation
the Era: Look at us not getting involved!
Roddy: Knee Trembler on the way back in! Butterfly backbreaker! Second rope Angle Slam!
Pete: Kickout! See that picture?
Roddy: What pic—oh, noooo JESUS H VISHNU I NEED THOSE FOR LIFE
Pete: Corner beatdown! Snap German! Penalty enzui kick! BITTER BLOODY END!
the Era: Look at us getting involved!
Referee: Disqualification! The guy getting his ass kicked is the winner!
Danny Burch and Oney Lorcan: We're here for porkin' — uh, running in for the save!
Pete Dunne: recovers enough to help them clear the ring
the Era: look shocked and appalled, but hold up their belts on the way to retreat
Everybody, Even You: BAY BAY!
Cole: "beat in his first defense of the North American title?" He should tell his kids, his grandkids, at least in his pathetic career, he got beat by me.
Kyle O'Reilly: LOL at Danny Burch running down for the quote-unquote save. He got what he deserved.
Robert Pescado, Esq.: I'll let rehab know we'll be sending them more people.
Roderick Strong, Totally Disrupting the CFO Logo: I'm soooo sad for my old Best Friend Fivever Pete Dunne except the opposite of everything I just said. He thought New Orleans was bad? That's going to pale in comparison to tonight.
Cole: Adam Cole here, reminding you nerds once again we are untouchable — unstoppable and undisputed.
Kairi Sane: comes out to a big pop
Shazza McKenzie: comes out to a decent pop, tries to share her heart with Kairi
Kairi: throws it up to share with the crowd Do you know what Gorsh means in Japanese?
Shazza: ...uhhhh...no?
Kairi: Give it a few seconds.
Shazza: ...oh, no.
Kairi: Double chops! Interceptor! Corner sliding K! Kabuki elbow! Alabama Slam!
Mauro Ranallo: Tokyo Slam!
Kairi: Even better! Insane Elbow~!
Referee: Winner!
Lacey Evans: I am definitely out here as a lady to apologize and sure aren't going to punch you in the face!
Full Sailors: applaud
Kairi: uhhh
Full Sailors: chant No! D-Bry style
Lacey: PSYCHE PUNCH IN THE MOUTH
Full Sailors: BOOO!
Kairi: ow
Shazza: ...oh, you're like "ow"
The Lovely Cathy Kelley: Candice, do you have an update on Johnny's condition?
The Saddened Candice LeRae: It hasn't been an easy year. It started off so well. I got signed and Johnny had his title match, and we — I ——it was beyond best friend, he was like a brother. Why is he doing this? I thought we thought we were done with this. crying My husband left on a stretcher last week, and for what? cries some more I... I have to go get ready for my match. leaves
Street Profits: come out to a pop
TM61: also come out to a pop
Mauro: Both teams need a win here.
Montez: Spin heel kick! Dropkick the Aussies!
TM61: Back suplex ^ Eddy style slingshot senton bomb combo! Standing moonsault and fisdrop combo!
Full Sailors: chant for both teams
Hot Tags: are served
Shane: rolls up Montez, then puts his feet on the ropes
Nick: sees this, then helps hold them down
Everybody But The Referee Because That's How This Works: HEY!
Referee: Winners!
Profits: But they...
TM61: smirk the smirk of the re-established black hatters
God's Production Team: video package to set up War Raiders/Heavy Machinery next week
Certain People Who Run This Site: TAG HOSS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
The Lovely Cathy Kelley: Kassius, we saw you help with Johnny last week. What are your thoughts on the situation?
KO1.0: I've known Johnny over ten years. I know what kind of person he is and what Ciampa's become — an opportunistic coward. Johnny's like family so when I saw him look absolutely helpless I knew despite all evidence to the contrary that I was the man to make Tomasshole feel that same way come next week.
Kona Reeves: comes out more orange than Fearless Leader's dandruff, beats on an NPC I'm the Finest! I'm Kona Reeves!
Full Sailors: ...uh, okay
Reeves: Gutwrench suplex! Trust fall second rope elbow! Modified Samoan drop!
Referee: Winner!
Full Sailors: ...uh, okay
Dakota Kai, Earlier Today: The women's revolution just gets stronger. Ember and, as much as I hate to admit it, the Double Eye Conics open up new opportunities in our division, and I want to make my mark.
Reporter: Any comment on your run ins with the NXT World Women's Champion Shayna Baszler?
Kai, Changing Dramatically: I Do Not Want To Talk About Shayna. DO. NOT.
Vanessa Borne: Look at this pathetic, sad scaredy cat. If Shayna tried that with me I'd slap the bitch out of her.
Bald, African-American Reporter: But you said it, though. You said bitch?
Kai: I'm not afraid of you. I can take you on.
Candice: comes out somewhat listlessly, barely remembering to smile
Bianca: comes out with her usual swagger Yeah, this ain't gonna end up well for you. Beating ensues! Deadlift press into a Snake Eyes!
Everybody Ever, Even You: holy shit that's a thing wtf
Bianca: Torture Rack!
Candice: shiiit I need to fight back. Forearms! Chops! Missile dropkick! Tornado DDT!
Bianca: yeahno. Alley Oop!
Referee: Winner!
Strong: swags out with a dope new jacket, his new belt, and his new backup
Bell: rings
Dunne: rings Roddy's bell with a hard forearm So YOUR life is forfeit. Pummelling!
Roddy: Counter dropkick to a dive! Backbreaker into the apron! GUNSHOT chop! Backplex backbreaker!
Pete: Counter X-Plex!
Full Sailors: Bruiserweight! Bruiserweight!
Pete: Step up Owenzuigiri! Second rope flying stomp to the arm!
Roddy: GEEEEYOD THAT SUCKED tosses Pete to the floor out of desperation
the Era: Look at us not getting involved!
Roddy: Knee Trembler on the way back in! Butterfly backbreaker! Second rope Angle Slam!
Pete: Kickout! See that picture?
Roddy: What pic—oh, noooo JESUS H VISHNU I NEED THOSE FOR LIFE
Pete: Corner beatdown! Snap German! Penalty enzui kick! BITTER BLOODY END!
the Era: Look at us getting involved!
Referee: Disqualification! The guy getting his ass kicked is the winner!
Danny Burch and Oney Lorcan: We're here for porkin' — uh, running in for the save!
Pete Dunne: recovers enough to help them clear the ring
the Era: look shocked and appalled, but hold up their belts on the way to retreat